Your Guest Query Submission has been sent! Thank you for your interest in being on the RTP!
You should hear from us within a week. If you DON’T, that means Dave has likely been kidnapped by ninja velociraptors and needs your help. Go to the “Contact Us” page and send him a polite and gentle reminder of your submission. This will trigger a code sequence at our secret underground base and extraction drones will be dispatched to rescue Dave from the clutches of his enemies.
He will, of course, be very grateful which will almost GUARANTEE the acceptance of your pitch.
I’d love to help free Dave! Thanks for considering me and providing this opportunity!